Renting sounds great.
Until youāre dealing with the neighbour from hell, chasing your bond, or wondering if your landlord even knows what maintenance is. š¤
Hereās the good news:
Youāve got rights, options, and way more power than you probably realise.
Letās break down exactly how to stay calm, stay professional, and win when renting gets messy. š
š Noisy Neighbours: How to Keep Your Sanity (and Sleep)
Nothing ruins your Netflix binge (or precious sleep) faster than a neighbour who thinks theyāre DJing Coachella every night. š¶
Hereās how to handle it like a pro:
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Ā Step 1: Be Human First
Start by having a polite, friendly conversation.
Sometimes people genuinely donāt realise theyāre being disruptive.
A simple āHey, just wanted to let you know the noise carries a lot through the walls at night ā would you mind keeping it down after 10?ā works wonders.
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Ā Step 2: Keep a Noise Diary
If it keeps happening, document it:
šļø Date
š Time
šµ Type of noise (party, TV, dog barking)
Youāll need this if you escalate it later.
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Ā Step 3: Tell Your Property Manager
If talking hasnāt worked, shoot your property manager an email:
āJust wanted to flag ongoing noise issues from [address]. Iāve attached a record of dates/times.
Hoping you might be able to address it with their landlord.ā
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Ā Step 4: Local Council Complaint
Still not solved?
In Australia, councils have noise regulations.
You can lodge a formal complaint ā theyāll send warnings, fines, and sometimes even enforce curfews.
ā” Pro Tip:
Always stay calm and professional in writing. Emotional emails get ignored. Facts + evidence = results.
š° Bond Disputes: How to Get Your Money Back (Without Losing Your Mind)
You scrubbed the floors. You mowed the lawn.
And now your landlord wants to keep half your bond because of a āscratchā they swear wasnāt there before. š¤
Hereās your battle plan:
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Ā Step 1: Condition Reports & Photos Are Everything
At move-in, fill out the condition report thoroughly.
Take photos of everything ā scuffs, marks, cracked tiles, stained carpet ā and email them to yourself (time-stamped).
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Ā Step 2: Final Exit Photos
After you clean and before you hand over keys, take another full set of photos. šø
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Ā Step 3: Negotiate First
If they try to deduct unfair costs:
⢠Ask for a detailed breakdown
⢠Politely remind them of your entry/exit documentation
⢠Offer reasonable compromise if needed (e.g., half the cleaning fee if you missed something minor)
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Ā Step 4: Lodge a Bond Dispute
If they wonāt budge?
Every state in Australia has a Tenancy Authority (e.g., RTA QLD, VCAT VIC) where you can lodge a free dispute.
āļø The best part?
If thereās no signed evidence of damage, the landlord has to prove you caused it.
Youāre innocent until proven messy. š
š” Dealing With Unfair Landlords (Without Starting a War)
Landlords ghosting your maintenance requests?
Random rent increases?
Dodgy behaviour?
Hereās how to protect yourself:
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Ā Put EVERYTHING in Writing
Always email, donāt just call or text.
Written records = evidence = your best friend.
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Ā Know Your Rights
⢠Landlords must do urgent repairs quickly (broken locks, leaks, no hot water).
⢠They must give proper notice before inspections (usually 7 days in Australia).
⢠They canāt raise rent whenever they feel like it ā there are rules.
Check your stateās Fair Trading or Residential Tenancies site. š
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Ā Use Formal Notices
Still getting nowhere?
Send a Formal Notice to Remedy Breach (template available from tenancy authorities).
It sounds intense, but it just means:
āHey, youāre not following the lease. Hereās your chance to fix it before we escalate.ā
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Ā Lodge a Complaint or Tribunal Application
If they ignore that too?
You can lodge a complaint or take it to tribunal ā low cost, easy process, and you donāt need a lawyer.
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Stay calm. Stay polite. Stay professional.
Angry tenants get ignored ā organised tenants get results.
š„ Bonus: Red Flags to Watch for in the Future
Next time youāre inspecting rentals, watch out for signs of a dodgy setup:
š© No proper entry condition report offered
š© Agents dodging questions about maintenance
š© Signs of neglect (mould, broken fittings)
š© Properties with āstrict no petsā rules but pet damage visible
ā” Power Move:
Ask smart questions at the inspection:
āHow quickly do maintenance requests usually get handled?ā
āWhatās the process for bond refunds at the end of tenancy?ā
Good agents = clear answers.
Dodgy ones = vague dodges.
š Final Word: Be the Tenant Who Stays in Control
Look, renting can be messy sometimes.
But with the right strategy, you can handle noisy neighbours, protect your bond, and stand up to unfair landlords ā without turning into a ball of stress.
Youāre smart. Youāre organised. Youāre a rental legend in the making. š
And if you ever need an extra edge?
Grab The Renterās Edge for templates, checklists, and pro hacks that make rental life easier.
šÆ Youāre not powerless.Ā